Holy crapshitdamn!!  What a week!  If you had half the week I had it would mean two things - one) I had twice the week you had and two) your week totally sucked and three) you and I deserve, nay EARNED, an Eye Candy Friday!  (Ok, so I’m not so good at counting) So let’s go.  Let’s look at some pretty folk, k?  We can start right now with (in this order) Nelly, Justin, Milla, Colin, Michelle and Brad.  I hope you all have a great weekend.  You know you deserve it!

It drives me crazy when people that put the “body” of an email in the Subject line.  For Example:

To:  Buzz
From: Debbie Ditzy
Subject: When you get a minute, could you come to my desk and help me out with a problem that I’m having with my PC?  It was working fine this morning but now?  Not so much.
___________________________________________________

Thanks.

Debbie Ditzy
Department of Redundency Department

See?  See?????  I TOLD you that LSD was bad and would kill you!!  Here’s the story of the ”father” of LSD who just died at the tender young age of 102.  I’m sure he would have easily lived twice that long if it weren’t for that nasty drug use.  Such a pity.  Such a waste.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/29/hofmann.obit.ap/index.html

This totally cracks me up.  If you send something to this guy, please let me know.

I just looked at my work calendar for today and this is what I see.  I have

an 8:30 - 9:30;
a 10:00 - 11:00;
an 11:00 - 12:00;
a 1:00 - 2:00;
another 1:00 - 2:00;
a 2:00 - 3:00;
a 2:30 - 3:30;
a 3:00 - 3:30;
and I leave at 04:00.

What the hell?  Set aside for a moment the unsettling fact that I need to be in two places at one time (a couple of times!), how in the wide wide world of sports am I supposed to get any of my actual work done.  I swear, we have all gone meeting crazy!  What super super fun!

Oh and while I have at least a little of your attention:  Go vote!  Seriously.  Go vote.

I just got this picture from a co-worker.  I don’t know about you, but this just screams KATHYHOWE!! to me.  Am I nuts or can I get an AMEN??

Ok, now listen up, people.  You know how you get those annoying songs stuck in your head and you just can’t shake them no matter how hard you try?  Well, all morning, I’ve had one of those earworms playing over and over inside my melon except that today’s is a song that I really really like.  Today I have ‘L’Amour Looks Something Like You’ by Kate Bush stuck in my noggin.  So I’m going to need all of you (yes, Dana, especially you!) to NOT mention any other songs or make any sideways references to any 70’s sitcoms (those songs are the worst offenders!) or, god forbid, walk past me humming some old but uber-catchy litte ditty.  Keep your damn dittys to yourself!  Got it?  Good!

Now then, you may carry on about your business.  Nothing more to see here. 

Just keep it quiet, k?

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’ The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Oh, and speaking of rabbits....

Way

too

tired.

*THUD*

I am going through a ‘study at home’ book and, for whatever reason, the author uses the word ‘whilst’ once every 5th word or so.  Now, I myseff have used this word on occasion but generally when I’m just trying to be cute.  Or wordsome-full.  Or British.  But this guy has just gone overboard.  He’s got whilsts coming out of his ass!  It’s like:

Be sure to hold down the command key whilst clicking on the subject.
This tool can easily be used whilst using another tool of the same class.
The pen can draw a shape whilst filling it with a color at the same time.
I whilsted my whilsty whilst whilsting over by the whilster.

See what I mean?  And now I’m pissed because the word whilst has completely lost all meaning.  Oh well, I guess that’s whilst for now.  I whilst you all later.

Whilst!